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A man died and goes to hell. There he found that there was a different hell for each country. He decided he will pick the least to spend his eternity. He went to the German hell and asked “What do they do here?”. He was told “first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then, they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then, the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day”.
The man did not like the sound of that at all so he moved on. He checked out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovered that they were all similar to the German hell.
Then he came to the Nigerian hell and found that there was a long queue of people waiting to get in…Amazed he asked, “What do they do here?”. He was told, “first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then, they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then, the Nigerian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day”. But that is exactly the same as all other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?” asked the man. A concerned fellow called him aside and said,
“Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but they were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Nigerian devil was formerly a civil servant in Nigeria, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other businesses!!!!!
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